Tony Boloney's - Hoboken: A Pizza, Salad, and Sandwich Paradise

I'm giving it 4 stars just purely off of how this is the most unhinged pizza spot I've ever been to. I'm sure the pizza gods are giving a side eye at how adulterated the pizzas are here. Like who in their right mind thought putting tacos or a mountain of pepperoni on top of pizza was the move? Diabolical. I couldn't even finish it because it was so heavy.

Anytime I come to New Jersey I will definitely hit up this joint!! Door dashes this order. Best wings with an absolutely phenomenal sauce, got the regular Stinger. MUST TRY... if you like spicy!! The pizza was perfect for watching the game at home, try the SWINE FIGHTER!! It's topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked pepperoni and homemade pepperoni grease-ranch (like the menu tells you)!!

Ordered: I Will Smash You Slice (~$8): sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickle, caramelized onion Fountain Drink (free with Yelp check-in): Puck's Diet Cola Aya's take: Nothing better than a greasy and unique slice of pizza after a concert! Finally made it to Tony Boloney's and the pizza options are actually outrageous. The I Will Smash You Slice was basically a deconstructed burger in the shape of a slice of pizza. I liked how crispy the crust was, the smash burgers had good flavor, and the smash sauce was pretty solid. Overall, it definitely reminded me of a burger. It was super greasy so definitely not healthy by any means. Decent try overall! I still want to try the Taco Taco Taco slice - maybe next time.

It was my first time at this location. I normally visit the Jersey city one which is known for their humongous size pizza slices. As soon as I came in, it was different. Very cute place with amazing graffiti's. They have 12 different kind of pies showcased so it makes it easier to order. My friend and I we ordered the Tikka pizza and the Mushroom Truffle! We ABSOLUTELY LOVED the Tikka pizza so much. It's their take on an Indian slice with paneer but different. That's not all the serve, they have an extensive menu for their sandwiches and snacks! I highly recommend the Tikka slice!!! Will keep coming here to try other things such as their MUTZ though I do think it's too expensive for 5 sticks.

Tony Boloney's is a place I've been wanting to try for a long time. They have some of the most over-the-top lookin' food I've ever seen. They are definitely the kind of place that hypes up their food for being "extra" on Instagram. So, I was curious... Do they live up to the hype? The food definitely lives up. Is it extra? Yes. Is it probably bad for your health? Absolutely. Did I enjoy it? For sure. They are a pizza shop primarily, but I feel like their subs are the real star of the show. I think their philly cheesesteak might be one of the best I've ever eaten. The only issues I really have with Tony Boloney's is that they seemed a little short staffed, a lot of things in the restaurant were apparently not functioning properly, and the one guy at the counter was on the phone trying to sort out various things going wrong at the restaurant. Made for kind of a weird ordering experience, but it wasn't the guy's fault. He seemed to be trying his best. Also, with things being short staffed, the tables were a bit dirty. The TLDR though... It's worth the trip from New York over to New Jersey, and the food itself is very extra in the best way. It lives up to the Instagram hype.

Tony Boloney's serves up unique pizza by the slice. I love that you can try out multiple different flavors this way. The burrrrrata slice was delicious. This was the first time I had vodka sauce on pizza and I don't think I can go back to normal tomato sauce now! Can't wait to return and try another unique slice.

Small venue on a side street in the heart of Hoboken's nightlife. It has that late night vibe. Like the perfect place to go after a night of drinking. Bright interior, & metered parking all around. Parking is never easy in Hoboken though. I went right for it.....the social media famous Boloney Rex. It did not disappoint. The meat was tender, & in abundance. The balance of cheese & sauce was perfection. Even the bread contributes! Too often a "viral sandwich" is just slapped on bread as if it doesn't contribute to the overall experience. Not in this case. The bread was toasted to give it a bit of flavor, yet remained soft. It's an expensive sandwich, but VERY good. Even the temperature was perfect. Hot, yet not so hot that you couldn't dive right in & get down to business. Worth the trip. Many other items I've seen on social media from them were there, & others ordered them, including their crazy over the top (in a good way) pizzas. That'll be for next time. Grade: Boloney Rex: A+